You’re down in the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die.
Drink, sneeze, drink
You won’t know what hit you.
Shrunken Head
Regular size.
The Narrator
“And they will march just as they have done for centuries.”
Belobog
Take a little trip to the motherland.
Terrier With a Bladder Infection
Pucker up and kiss it.
Monkey Bait
Just watch out for the monkey traps.
Goldfish Martini
It’s usually not squirming by the time you swallow.
Master Commodore
Keeps you alert all patrol long.
Montana Cabana
Big sky, BBQ & rye.
Big Ty-D
Tap the Love Jug.
Hot Chocobo
The house special.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Little Chief
I’m a big kid now!
Space Vodka
Aged in space.
Encerrada Dorada
This one’s just right.
Mustang Martini
A Sin City classic reimagined for today’s badass on the go.
Yucca Mountain
“Pull over, I’m gonna eat whatever that is growing on the side of the road.”
Ex-Con
The sweet taste of freedom.