Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

There are as many versions of the PGB as their are planets in the universe, but this is the one we here at Shazbot Industries return to over and over again.

• One bottle of Ol’ Janx Spirit

• One measure of saltwater - Santraginean seawater is traditional, but any saltwater with a salinity above 30% works

• 3 cubes of frozen Arcturan Mega-gin - You can use regular gin, but it doesn’t ice as well

• 4 liters of Fallian Marsh gas

• One measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract

• One tooth from an Algolian Suntiger

• Sprinkle of Zamphuor

• Olive

Mix the O'l’ Janx and saltwater in a large Schlenk flask. Add the frozen gin and allow it to fully dissolve before proceeding with the next ingredient.
Put 4 liters of Marsh gas into another flask, connect the two with a tube, and set the burner under the gas. Allow all 4 liters to bubble through.
Next add the hypermint extract and suntiger tooth. When the tooth has completely dissolved, pour into a large fish bowl-style glass. Sprinkle with Zamphuor, garnish with an olive, and serve.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t consume alcohol if you’re under the legal age of whatever country or planetary region you find yourself in.