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Big Ty-D

Big Ty-D

  • One gallon jug of Tampico Blue Raspberry

  • One handle of any clear liquor (we recommend Space Vodka)

Pour half the Tampico into another jug. Top both jugs off with vodka. Tap the love jug. Make love to the jug. 

Please drink responsibly, and don’t consume alcohol if you’re under the legal age of whatever country or planetary region you find yourself in.

Montana Cabana

Montana Cabana

Hot Chocobo

Hot Chocobo