An Earth-based business conglomerate.

If it sounds like bullshit, that’s because it is.

The Narrator

The Narrator

To be considered a proper Narrator, this drink needs to be served tableside by a penguin butler, and consumed while listening to Morgan Freeman narrate a nature documentary. Most of you will never achieve this, but you can make the drink and pretend if you’re desperate.

  • One part whiskey

  • One part iced tera 

Stir in a tall glass, add ice.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t consume alcohol if you’re under the legal age of whatever country or planetary region you find yourself in.

Shrunken Head

Shrunken Head

Belobog

Belobog