What good is a clairvoyant in a world with no future?

Dixie and Johnny meet a hero, take a trip, and change the course of history. All while drunk.

Dixie and Johnny have a mean case of the gypsies. Chichay and Sweaty parley with an old enemy.

Dixie and Johnny enter the witness protection program, live out their wildest fantasies, and realize there IS such a thing as too much sex.

Dixie and Johnny have been charged with destroying a small planet, but at their trial, none of the witnesses seem to agree on the events that took place. Which story will the jury believe?

Dixie and Johnny attempt to repay their debts by visiting an iconic establishment, with predictable results.

The Trout Mob finally catches up with Dixie and Johnny. Can they outsmart them? Or will their enemies finally knock them out of orbit?

Welcome to Tent Town, now go to Hell.

Dixie inherits a ranch and her past comes back to fight her. The rest of the staff undertake an exciting new project.

Dixie and Johnny go on a bender after getting out of jail and have an unlikely encounter. The mysteries of Johnny’s childhood are revealed.

Johnny and Rex get busy. Dixie and Johnny grift ‘em good; get drunk. The Becoller reveals its secrets.

Dixie and Johnny build a fax machine to the dead; get drunk. Chichay and Sweaty save the Becoller but nuke Miami. Rex falls in love.